I just signed up for this challenge where I’ve committed to posting DAILY for the rest of the year. Sometimes I feel inspired and sometimes I don’t. You’d think that after witnessing the guy in the trailer park behind me ride his LAWNMOWER to his buddy’s pad that I’d have something to say. Not really. All that did was make me want to go to The WalMarts when he didn’t return thinking maybe the guy had rambled on over there. For SURE a trip to Wally World was gonna set something off in my brain then, right? It’s an aspiring writer’s PLAYGROUND with characters waddling about doing things the rest of us could never DREAM of doing and saying things the rest of us can’t even comprehend. Literally! Nah. There was nothing for me to ramble about. It wasn’t until I returned home with my Great Values and opened my freezer that it hit me. There it was! My Daily’s Inspiration!

Look, at this stage in my life I know a lot of women who keep little frozen bags of breast milk in their freezers. Not me! Nope. No more bottles for this baby unless they have wine in them. When I run out of things to say, I may rip the top off of one of these babies and see what flows from my brain as the sweet frozen goodness flows from its pouch. Since it’s summer and all, maybe these little pouches should be consumed Daily, you know, just to keep my own creative juices running and maintain my sanity. I think that’s what the name implies. Maybe they are like those anxiety medicines that actually need to build up in your system to maintain maximum effectiveness and proper dosage is required. They are only like a buck too. Not a buck FOR TWO, but The WalMarts is known for rolling back prices though so keep a look out. How ’bout that. A dollar a day could keep the writer’s block away.

My friend says they look like Caprisuns for adults and she’s TOTALLY right!! The kids can have their lemonade pouches while you enjoy your own. You can even enjoy them straight from the bag without looking trashy because it says so right on the back of the pouch. These don’t come with straws though because they’d probably have to charge an extra nickel at The WalMarts for that kind of luxury. I think I may have an old Burger King cup in my car though and be all GREEN, ya know. I mean, not like green MOLD or anything cause I’d be sure and wash it and all. I mean green like recycling because I’ll get extra uses from the BK sucker. I bet I could think of lots of OTHER uses for this little bag too:

  • They could serve nicely as an icepack should a kid fall off his or her bike/skateboard/scooter
  • Float a couple of them in a bathtub to bring down a sick child’s fever
  • Drink too many of them and fall down, and YOU could use an extra one of them as an ice pack to reduce swelling
  • Attach one to your forehead by wrapping an ace bandage around it to nurse a hangover the next morning
  • Carefully slide aforementioned ace bandage wrappage down to reduce eye puffiness caused by hay fever during allergy season
  • I guess it kind of looks like an I.V. bag too, but I’d be afraid of the resulting brain freeze a direct line to the vein would induce. Thaw it?
  • Hockey puck on the kitchen floor when you run out of summer entertainment ideas for kids and/or adults??

Stock up ladies and gentleman!! As a matter of fact, someone needs to call this company for me because I may have just driven the Daily’s stock price up tremendously with my public endorsement. See if they’ll sponsor my blog or something because it’s time to start bringing in some dough here. If I called them myself, that would be like inviting myself to their party and that would just be tacky. Lemme know, OK?

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